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“I have a plan…”

A wicked smile appeared on Marykith’s face.

Kant glanced at her from the corner of his eyes and nodded.” Yes, Parrot Darch. You always have a plan.”

“F * ck, I would have forgotten if you didn’t mention it.”

The building quickly tilted again. Big Cousin isn’t done yet!”

“Didn’t I leave all my equipment there?” Kant squinted.

“F * ck.” The wise, noble, elegant, and beautiful Phoenix King Marykith, who was admired, praised, and remembered by the elves and even the history books of various races, spat like a hooligan.

Perhaps it was because she was wearing the identity of Derila, but she had no pressure to do this kind of thing.

“Don’t mention it. It was broken half a month after you left.” She cursed,”Ying… Kangaroo, that bastard, couldn’t beat me in DOA5 and couldn’t afford to lose. After being mocked by me, he actually raised his leg and kicked the TV to pieces! When she comes out, I want to f * ck her a hundred more times!”

Before he left, Kant brought his personal items with sentimental value back to the White Fog World. He left the rest for the magical animals, including many snacks, alcohol, amusement devices, and spiritual products. Among them were the electronic products and industrial products from Earth that surprised and fascinated the animals the most.

He didn’t expect the 80-inch Sonny TV to be destroyed by the kangaroo so quickly…

But thinking about it carefully, the kangaroo could not be blamed for this.

Think about it. In front of a huge television, on a soft sofa, there was a kangaroo with a small head and a strong back. It used its forelimbs that were so developed that it could beat up a heavyweight boxing champion to hold a wireless controller for a PS4 and operate it clumsily.

On the coffee table in front of it, a small golden parrot was stepping on another controller as if it was dancing in the middle of a dance. Its dazzling claw speed was like a gorgeous combo in the game.

In the gorgeous scene, the beautiful lady’s clothes were torn apart and she was beaten up. The accompaniment to this sound was the parrot’s squawking.

It shouted,” Die for me!”,” Climb, crawl, crawl!”,” You’re really a little brother!”,” None of you can fight!”,” Watch my Master Sparrow cut your middle lane!”,” I’ll blast you all apart!”, and so on.

He chattered on and on again.

After being abused 50 times, the kangaroo exploded.

Using his well-developed tail to support himself on the ground, his two thick and powerful legs suddenly kicked out, and he cut open the large Sony-TV on the spot. It was also reasonable and understandable.

Compared to this, he was more concerned about another point.

” What?” Kant perked up.” Ying what?”

” No!” Marykith’s head trembled.” You’re not allowed to mention other b * tches in front of me!”

“Why?!” Kant shouted. What are you to me!”

“Of course!” The parrot replied,” Your You Le Mei!”

“.. F * ck, even I don’t want to play this old joke anymore!”

“Then how did I know?”

The two of them looked at each other. The parrot tilted its head.” Where were we?”

” Yes,” Kant replied.” It’s about the kangaroo’s true identity and name.”

Kant still remembered the stunning scene of how the other party had nocked an arrow and killed dozens of soldiers from the Elf Archery Regiment in the Battle of the Saint Seal Islands.

She wasn’t the only one. The true identities of the other mystical animals were the same as Marykith’s. Most of them were heroes who left their names in history and shone brightly in the world. However, they were sealed on the island and spent an unforgettable period of time with him…

It could be called friendship, fate, or a bond.

He was very curious about their stories and legends.

“Oh, I remember now.” ” I won’t tell you,” Marykith said.

Kant turned around and said,”Goodbye.”

“You’re not allowed to leave!” The parrot sat on the ground and reached out to grab the corner of his shirt.” Are you willing to leave your little cutie here alone? I want drunkard peanuts, I want pistachios, I want stir-fried pine nuts, I want sweet and sour chestnuts, I want a PS4, I want NS, I want a generator, I want a big LCD TV, I want…”

” Go to sleep,” Kant said cruelly.” There’s everything in your dreams.”

He took a step forward, and the parrot wrapped its arms around his thigh. It was dragged to the ground by his action, and its body dragged on the soft carpet for more than ten centimeters.

The pair of brake pads that were too prominent provided quite a lot of resistance.

“Sir, play a little longer,”she shouted.

” No, thank you,” Kant said proudly.” My fiancée is still waiting for me to go back to sleep.”

“F * ck, you want to do this the hard way?”

The parrot’s expression changed. It leaped up and landed on Kant’s back. Its powerful legs wrapped around Kant’s waist, and its arms wrapped around Kant’s neck.” Hand over the game console!” it said sinisterly. There was also the matter of the Dragon Clan! You have to hear my big plan!”

“No!” Kant shouted.

“Are you sure?” Marykith narrowed her eyes.

“What are you waiting for?” the Fire Stealer said firmly.

The parrot smiled wickedly.” If you don’t listen to me, I’ll leave a few lip marks on your face and neck. Don’t worry. Even the power of the Fire Stealer won’t be able to erase them.”

” Then, I’ll throw you out of the tent and let the elves see how you’ve been ravaged. Soon, the whole world will know that you’ve been defiled, that you’re no longer pure, that no one wants you anymore. You’re a lewd little [beep–], and you won’t be able to face anyone in the future.”

” Despicable!” Kang De’s body trembled.

” What?” Marykith laughed evilly. She reached out and stroked Kant’s chin.” Go ahead and scream!” Scream as much as you want! Anyway, the one who did this is the current Phoenix King, Delia. What does it have to do with me, Maryx?”

Kant sighed.

He carried the parrot on his back and walked around the spacious tent a few times, just like how he had done on the island when the parrot stood on his shoulder and patrolled the mountains with him.

It was just that it was much heavier, much bigger, and much more comfortable.

Ah, Darila’s growth was so good.

“Seriously…” He whispered,” Those dead elves…I’m very sorry.”

The parrot pursed its lips.” They were all rebels. They went out to bully people and got killed. What’s there to say? I don’t even know them, and I’m not their nanny. What does it have to do with me?”

As she said that, she tightened her grip on Kant’s arm.

” On the contrary, it’s Derila who still cares a little… If she heard what that Oliveja said tonight, she would be so embarrassed that she would keep an absolute distance from you. If that’s the case, you’ll have no chance at all. If you don’t solve this problem, you’ll never be able to climb into her bed. Fortunately, I have a plan…”

“Why do you think about such things all the time?” Kant shook his head. I don’t have that kind of thoughts about Derila…”

The brake pads on his back had already squeezed into two steering wheels.

“Are you sure?” the parrot asked.

Kant said awkwardly,” Alright, it’s just human nature to admire and be greedy, but I’m also greedy when I see the sex map. This doesn’t mean anything.”

” You…” Marykith patted his head.” Look at you!” Think about it! She’s going to get married anyway, and someone has to f * ck her. If that’s the case, why can’t that person be you?!”

– Fuck.

Kant was speechless.

He did not know what to say for a moment. The man’s big pig hoof nature made him say,” Then have you considered getting married?”

Her pair of jade-like arms instantly turned from a gentle hug to a fatal strangulation.

“I treat you like a brother, yet you want to f * ck me!” the parrot shouted.

Kant heaved a sigh of relief. As a man, he had to fight. He had to win no matter what field he was in, including when it came to language. He could not be at a disadvantage!

“What’s wrong?” he shouted. You’re only allowed to be a pimp for your descendants to harm her. If you have the ability, go ahead and do it yourself. What’s the point of bullying stupid descendants? If you have the ability, come at me directly!”

The strength of his arms instantly decreased by a lot.

The parrot’s voice was no longer as confident and evil as before. It actually sounded a little weak.

She whispered,”I…” I… I…”

” What?” Kant turned around.” Me what?”

The next moment, the parrot let out a cry of alarm. Kant had already flown out of the tent like a cloud. Before he could get up, his waist sank. Marykith sat on him again and started whipping his butt while shouting.

” You’ve got guts, you’ve got guts, you little bastard, you even dare to tease me!” The parrot scolded,” A mere human like you dares to flirt with me. I’m the former Phoenix King. Back then, the male creature who wanted to marry me could chop off Dio and circle the equator three and a half times. You, a little brat who has never had any luck with women since you were young and can’t even speak human language, dare to covet my body? What a fool!” Dream on!”

Kant could feel the force of the spinning wheels on his butt, but he smiled mysteriously.

From the beginning until now, he had been suppressed by the parrot. Now it seemed…

You’re just so-so.

The parrot seemed to have guessed something. It grabbed him and threw him to the door.” Get lost!”

” I want to hear your big plan!” Kant turned around.

“Get lost!” ” Go back and lie on the bed between Ah Xing and Princess Tina, and then run back to your stupid space!”

She ran to the bedroom cubicle angrily.

She was angry.

Or rather…Shy?

Kant sat up and shook his head with a playful smile.

He snapped his fingers and returned to the white fog world. After a while, he reappeared.

He was already carrying bags of various sizes.

” I’ve already ordered a bigger generator set. It’ll be ready in a while. You can take the small one to deal with it first. Think of a way to keep the oil yourself. It smells quite strong. I’ve got you a new television. There are also three game consoles, a laptop, and a new game that was recently released. The snacks are also here…”

“Oh right, there’s also a plug in…”

He moved them over and over again, bringing them over one by one.

A moment later, the door to the cubicle opened, giving Kant a shock.

The parrot stuck its head out of the Phoenix King’s full-cover helmet and stared at him. The expression on its face could not be seen.

“You’re…” he said in surprise.

“What are you looking at?” The parrot said in a low and muffled voice,” I want to go out and kill people. Can’t I?”

“Okay, okay, okay. Be careful.” Kant agreed readily.” What else do you need?”

The parrot looked at the pile of objects outside and said in a playful tone,” You’re giving me these things that are the crystallization of modern technology on Earth? Aren’t you afraid that I’ll reverse engineer the source of your earthlings ‘power? I can do more things than I can on the island now.”

On the Saint Seal Islands, although the mystical animals were surprised, fond, and even fascinated by the items Kant had brought out, they were only there for fun. At most, they would study them a little and then stop. The parrot was the one who was most interested in these items. It was not only interested in their appearance, but also curious about their inner principles and essence.

Not only was the previous Phoenix King Marykith a wise king and a powerful commander, but she had also single-handedly created the golden age of elves and pushed forward the advancement of magical alchemy technology in Twilight Moon. She was also an amazing scientist, and she was naturally very interested in a different path of technology from the otherworld.

However, the problem was that no matter how talented and skilled she was, she was unable to see anything from the nanochips. Kant still remembered the first time he took apart a computer case in front of the parrot. The girl stared at the main board and memory banks for days and nights before she finally collapsed.

But now…She recovered her previous body and regained control of a portion of the elves ‘authority.

If he wanted to research modern technology, there would be more methods and plans.

Kant only smiled in response.

” I’ve been thinking about it recently. It’s best if you can help us learn from each other and integrate the two worlds.” He said,” If you find anything, remember to share it.”

“You’re helping the enemy, aren’t you?” the parrot asked.

” Are you my enemy?” Kant asked.

“I am the Phoenix King.”

” My predecessor, you’re out of date. You’ve lost your empire and the throne has fallen to a side branch.”

“.. Aren’t you afraid that I’ll give the research results to the elves?”

” You know them?” Kant flicked her helmet.” Do you know them?” What do they have to do with you? Am I closer to you, or are they closer to you?”

“Them!” The parrot extended a hand and pushed Kant away.” What a self-conceited idiot!”

However, the clothes on his arms were still the same as before.

Didn’t they say that they were going to kill people?

The parrot had also noticed this.” I’m not dressed yet!” it roared.

Kant understood when he understood.

But the problem was that he only understood when he did not treat women as women.

He nodded repeatedly. I’ll be leaving first?”

“Get lost! It’s only been a few months since we last met, and I don’t like you anymore!”

” How will I contact you in the future?” Kant asked with a smile.

“Don’t contact me!”

“I left the walkie-talkie on the table and some batteries for you.”

“I don’t want to! Take it away!”

” Speaking of which, it’s still quite troublesome. I’ll see if I can build a base station or something. Sigh, the Internet is the essence of this era. This way, even if you go back to Muyue, we can still chat, video call, and play online games…”

Kant rambled on.

Just like on the island, when he was drunk or lonely, he would confide in the animals around him, regardless of whether they could understand him or not…Now, it seemed that it was possible.

After a long while, Kant knocked on the door. Oh no, Marykith.”

There was no movement inside.

Kant was silent for a moment.” It’s good to see you,” he said softly.

“Good night.”

After a moment, there was no sound outside.

In the bedroom, the parrot covered its head with a blanket and lay on the bed. It was really hot today.

Why didn’t this bastard bring an air-conditioner?

There was also a fridge! Where’s the ice cream! Didn’t you think of that?

“Idiot.” She mumbled,” What Internet?”

Kant lifted the curtain. The cold night air made him shiver.

The area around the Queen’s noble royal tent was a forbidden area. Outside, a group of elves in luxurious clothes and extraordinary auras gathered in twos and threes, peeping at her.

His face was filled with worry, jealousy, and unwillingness.

“You f * cking saw it, didn’t you?” Kant shouted. Don’t worry! What? I’m out!”

The noble elven generals looked embarrassed after being exposed. They wanted to say something, but because Kant was the enemy of the elves, it would be inappropriate to say anything. It would be impolite to not say anything. Kant was a top-notch expert in the world and a strategic enemy. They had to show him the appropriate respect.

While they were struggling, Kant raised his right hand and gave them the middle finger.

The dark door opened and his figure disappeared.

“Oh f * ck, you unfilial son, come over here! We have to punish you today!”

“Father, please punish me. I did something inappropriate. You can punish me however you want. You can beat me or punish me to work overtime on the enchantment. I won’t complain at all, and I won’t tell Princess Tina and the gorilla that you were captured by the Phoenix King and held in the tent for an hour tonight.”

“You motherf * cker…”

He left the elven camp and met up with Horus.

This unfilial son confessed to throwing his old father to the evil elves at the critical moment and running away alone, but his words were still filled with filial piety.

“Forget it, let’s talk about it when we get back.”

Kant had originally wanted to teach this unfilial fellow a lesson. At the very least, he wanted to take the opportunity to force him to sign some unfair agreements. But forget it.

Horus was stunned.” Did you enjoy it, Father?” he asked carefully as he drove Kant back.

“What are you thinking about?”

He was just very happy.

The parrot was tight-lipped and didn’t give him any answers.

But he was still very happy.

And he felt at ease.

It was like the first time he met them on the island.

He was no longer alone.

There was no need to fear.

Whether it was an unknown environment or a terrifying black beast, they could still sleep at night. There was no need to be afraid or vigilant. The danger still existed, but there were people who faced it together.

No matter what the enemy was.

It was great that she was here.

[PS 1: 5,000 words…] It was so easy, so easy!